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Manufacturer's Recall
THE maker of all human beings is recalling all
units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to the serious
defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is
due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named
Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in
all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed, "Subsequential
Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S-I-N, as
it is primarily symptomized by loss of moral judgment.
Some
other symptoms:
(a) Loss of direction
(b) Foul vocal emissions
(c) Amnesia of origin
(d) Lack of peace and joy
(e) Selfish or violent behavior
(f) Depression or confusion in the mental component
(g) Fearful
(h) Idolatry
The manufacturer, who is neither liable or at fault for this defect,
is providing factory-authorized repair and service, free of charge
to correct this SIN defect.
The number to call for the recall station in your area is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN by pressing R-E-P-E-N-T-A-N-C-E.
Next, download J-E-S-U-S into the heart. No matter how big or small
the SIN defect is, the JESUS repair will replace it with:
(a) Love
(b) Joy
(c) Peace
(d) Long suffering
(e) Gentleness
(f) Goodness
(g) Faith
(h) Meekness
(i) Temperance
Please see operating manual, HOLY BIBLE, for further
details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human
unit without correction voids the manufacturer’s warranty,
exposing owner to dangers and problems too numerous to list and
will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.
For free emergency service, call on J-E-S-U-S.
DANGER: The human units not receiving this recall
action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect must
not enter heaven or else heaven will be infected.
Author: The Creator.
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