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DIRECTIONS TO HIS HOUSE
(author unknown)
Make a right onto Believeth Blvd. Keep straight and go through the
green light, which is God. From there, you must turn onto the Bridge
of Faith, which is over troubled water. When you get off the bridge,
make a right turn and keep going forward. You are on the King’s
Highway-Heaven-bound. Keep going for three miles: One for the Father,
One for the Son, and One for the Holy Ghost. Then exit off onto
Grace Blvd. From there, make a right turn on Gospel Lane. Keep going
forward and then make another right on Prayer Blvd. As you go on
your way, yield not to the traffic on Temptation Ave. Also, avoid
SIN STREET because it is a DEAD END. Pass up Envy Drive, and Have
Avenue. Also, pass Hypocrisy Street, Gossiping Lane, and Backbiting
Blvd. But you have to go down Long-suffering Lane, Persecution Blvd.,
Trials, and Tribulations Ave. But that’s all right, because
VICTORY Blvd. is straight ahead.
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